How To Shake Hands lyrics - Clutch

Are you cool?

Well I'm cool

Is everybody cool?

Well let's get hot

Grass roots

All across this great nation

And I am truly humbled

And gratefully accept the nomination

I'm gonna be President

Of the United States

First Tuesday in November

Mark it down and save the date

Live music in the White House

Strictly B.Y.O.B.

The public want to get down

It is our collective destiny

I'm gonna kiss all the babies

Maybe kiss their Mamas too

I don't need the secret service

I know how to work a room

I'm gonna be President

Of the United States

I was born to be the President

Of these United States

On the day I was born

All the nurses and doctors

"Take that boy out his crib

And put him in the Executive Office!"

First thing that I'm gonna do

Is disclose all those U.F.O.s

Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill

And Bill Hicks on a 5 note

Hot damn the democratic process

What a time to be alive

Oh I'm ready to give the people what they want

And what they want is straight talk and no jive

"We have exit polls coming in

Rhode Island and American Samoa

We have more results coming in

From Puerto Rico and both Dakotas

Breaking news happening right now

I believe we're ready to call it

Do you want us to call it? Yeah!

I believe we have a winner!"

Thank you very much

I couldn't have done it

I couldn't have done it without you!

Drinks on me!

Thank you very much

I couldn't have done it

I couldn't have done it without you!

Drinks on me!

First thing that I'm gonna do

Is go for a ride on a U.F.O.

Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill

And Bill Hicks on a 5 note

Hot damn the democratic process

What a time to be alive

Oh I'm ready to give the people what they want

And what they want is straight talk and no jive